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The government's conspiring. You're crying and perspiring. The girl you were admiring just makes you mad
Some may call it heresy, but there's no heresy here i see, just a government conspiracy to make you sad
The CIA and FBI against an average normal guy, they're sifting through your mail supply and misconstrue
The Schengen zone and the EU too, were recently recruited to the government conspiracy to make you cry.
The FCC and INS outlaw the things that you love best, and make sure your relationships will go awry
But they have your best interest at heart, I know because I am apart of the government conspiracy to make you blue.
So Don't you lie and say to me that thing's aren't going bad. There's a government conspiracy to make you sad.
And when your homeless on the street, with only frozen tears to eat, and you feel much less than incomplete, and hopelessly depressed
you'll wish you could afford a drink, a car a gun a noose a shrink, and then you'll stop and smile and think
the government knows best
So don't you lie and say to me that thing's aren't going bad. There's a government conspiracy to make you sad.
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Eat em jack wins every brawl
his strong left hook will dislocate your jaw
He leave you bloody and enthralled
You can find him at the suicide hall
The social ladder quickly climbed
To no surprise he leads a life a crime
And one thing many might find queer
his favorite dish is human ear
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up eat em up
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up eat em up
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
he'll rob and he'll leave you for dead
and eat your ear right off your head
It hurts like hell but what's worse is
The sound of being digested
The grind of teeth is thunderous
a chew is hardly a caress
but even more hellacious
is descending his esophagus
the discord of the the mucosa
the msucularnis externa
provides a dissonant attack
your ear heads down to the stomach
the acid stings like sonic pain
your hand is on your head in vain
But the deadly, most hellacious sound
is hearing your self leave his bowels
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up eat em up
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up eat em up
Eat em up eat em up, eat em up jack
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I've Made Mistakes
02:22
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Sorry about the last time you came to my house
I think i thought i thought you were somebody else
I'm really not sure just why I was thinking about her
Now the taste of your blood is coming right out of your mouth in a downpour
I made a mistake (3x) but I never make the same mistake more than once
Sorry about the time i snuck into your house, i think that i thought i was somebody else
Someone allowed to be closer to you, when you whispered i wasn't, what was i to do?
Now you're down on the floor, with blood coming out of your mouth onto the floors and doors of your house.
I made a mistake, of that there's no doubt, I just hope you learned how to control your mouth and now
I made a mistake (3x) and I never make the same mistake less than twice
I made a mistake (3x) and I always make the same mistake again
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The Mercenary's Day Off
02:23
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The Ballad of Bad Beer
03:16
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I don't know why my true love left me for another
the prior night you couldn't pry her from my arms
Oh Rivka or Rivka oh how the the world could she leave me?
I looked where she was, all i could see is bad beer
Oh that bad beer, bad beer. Chased away my dearest darling
Oh that bad beer, bad beer. Bring back my Rivka to me.
With one bad beer, I might get a little bit frisky
But with too much bad beer, and Rivka was sporting black eyes
It's the same old story, with vodka sambuca or whiskey
It's all bad beer when rivka is not by my side
Oh that bad beer, bad beer. Chased away my dearest darling
Oh that bad beer, bad beer. Bring back my Rivka to me.
I can't control my senses,
I suppose that you can say that I am senseless
I don't know what right and wrong is
And Ironically all that I want is
That fucking bad beer, bad beer. Chased away my dearest darling
Oh that bad beer, bad beer. Bring back my Rivka to me.
Oh that bad beer
Oh that bad beer
My true love is gone and I wish i could vomit you out of my liver my life and my past
Bad beer
Oh that bad beer
I'll go to the docks where the surf is like knives, jump in and I'll be free from you at last
Bad beer.
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Burn Down Schengen
03:02
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The European union is a magical land
With legal principles that nobody understands
The formed a single country out of what was 25
So someone from france can move to slovakia, and have a happy life
But if you're not from Europe, you'll be mightily fucked
Try to get a job in here and you'll be out of luck.
Schengen is named after a small Luxembourger town
so let's get on a student agency bus and fucking burn it down!
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Don't call my girl an illegal immigrant
She went to the foreign police to get a work permit
They took a look at her pass port and a day in jail she spent
So don't call my girl an illegal immigrant
Instead, let's
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
S C H E N G E N they made it hard to spell
so we can't look it up on the internet as well
If you're from the USA, abandon all your hopes.
Or like cheech and chong lets go the schengen and burn it up it smoke
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Sure it may be true that some innocents will die
But we'd be thought of as weak if a single soul survives
So murder all the women and the children and the men
and just for fun let's build it back up and burn it down again
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
yo, I'm walkin down your street an illegal immigrant
coz money to the man isn't money well spent
and you know damn right i get high everyday
got a girl in every port, that's how the sailor man play
and helpin other immigrants across the border
breakin all your laws, disobeyin all your orders
sellin lots of drugs and rejecting your whores
and when i pull out my guitar you know i'm ready for war.
but first let's
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
Let's go to luxembourg (and burn down schengen)
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Everybody speaks a language I don't understand I must be in a foreign land.
I contemplate just how the choice was grand But then they shove a piece of paper in my hand
and they said
Fill out the proper form with the proper information
Admit chid abuse is the cause of your frustration
Prove that you've been questioning your sexual orientation
And then I
Banged my head against the wall
I fulfill my obligations earnestly
But they receive my begging for help sternestly
I listen in the embassay d'rpressedly
So I banged my head against the wall
and they said
Fill out form b2 and attach to form b
But not before you've finished forms A one to three
fax us your most traumatizing memories
And then I
I banged my head against the wall till i bled now I'm dead
I banged my head against the wall till i bled now I'm dead
Andthrough my lifeless eyes And i see no surprise
They're getting out form 14B They hover over me
They're filling out blank 10, with a reference to 9A
They can't remove my body until they're finished with form J
they're in schengen so they gotta put the month down before the day
And then
They banged their heads against the wall till they bled, now they're dead
They banged their heads against the wall till they bled, now they're dead
Then we smell the brimstone smell, we must have gone to hell
I look out across the red, and filled with such dread
I'm greeted by the receptionist, a lass named elozia
says if you wanna live in hell you gotta get a visa
I'd need a pile of paperwork that rival parts of giza
I'm an illegal immigrant in hell, I bid you all farewell
I'm an illegal immigrant in hell, maybe one day I'll get expelled
I banged my head against the wall till i bled now I'm dead
I banged my head against the wall till i bled now I'm dead
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Pissin' on My Grave
02:27
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Radio Edit Introduction
00:24
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